Piss off r/NBA with one sentence
【毒舌进行时】看谁一句话能让评论区铺天盖地地喷你！
What is the one sentence that would piss off the whole of this sub? I'll get us started with "Embiid is pretty annoying on social media sometimes"
我先来抛转引玉一下：“有的时候恩比德在社交媒体真的很烦。”
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[–][BOS] James Youngwalterdog12 1523 指標 2 天前
It's a random Thursday afternoon in the middle of August and you're on this subreddit browsing r/NBA/new knowing there's no new news whatsoever, but you're still doing it because there's nothing better to do in your life right now.
凯尔特人球迷：这是八月中旬的一个普普通通周四下午，你不停地在刷着Reddit的消息，尽管你知道没啥消息好刷的，但是你依然再不停地刷着手机，因为你知道在你的生命中没啥其他好做的事情了。
[–][MIA] Michael BeasleyItsYaBoyBeasley 137 指標 2 天前
It doesn't piss me off to feel understood.
热火球迷：这句话根本没有让我难过啊，甚至有一丝被理解的欣慰。
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[–][CLE] Kendrick Perkinsdementor0113 877 指標 2 天前
What does LeBron still need to do to pass Kobe
骑士球迷：勒布朗还需要做很多才能超越科比哦。
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ballup_in_trees 605 指標 2 天前
He has to pass MJ first
湖人球迷：他需要先超越乔丹，才能超越科比哦。
[–][DEN] Nikola JokicRedSoxEatPoop 261 指標 2 天前
And only then will they get to KD
掘金球迷：然后他们一起越过山丘，才发现对面站着杜兰特。
[–]Clipperscelmxc 48 指標 2 天前
I'll do you one better; LeBron is already the greatest Laker of all time.
快船球迷：我来更添一把火，詹姆斯就是湖人队史最佳。
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[–]Trail BlazersDgeneratte 612 指標 2 天前
Zaza
开拓者球迷：扎扎。
[–]WarriorsiHeartCoolStuff 373 指標 2 天前
I'll do you one better.
Zaza Pachulia never hurt anyone intentionally, and the entire stigma of him being a dirty player is a result of Pop smearing his name and r/nba's desperate need for any excuse to dislike the warriors.
勇士球迷：我来一个分析版的。
扎扎-帕楚里亚从来没有有意伤害过任何人，他现在打球脏的名声完全是波波维奇污蔑他的结果，以及说扎扎脏不过是话题区渴望找个借口来黑勇士罢了。
[–][BOS] Rajon RondoConkeldurr 157 指標 2 天前
I'll do you one better. Why is Zaza?
凯尔特人球迷：我来一个更气人的，为什么总是扎扎背锅？
[–]Mavericksspikeyoazz 101 指標 2 天前
Zaza didn't injure Kawhi on purpose
独行侠球迷：扎扎没有有意伤害莱昂纳德。
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[–]Bullsthehoodthebadtheugly 1095 指標 2 天前
Klay Thompson sucks.
公牛球迷：克莱-汤普森就是个垃圾。
[–][BKN] Jarrett AllenChitalian8 392 指標 2 天前
/r/nba's turnaround on Klay is wild - this subreddit absolutely despised Klay after the 2016 Finals, particularly after his "I guess he got his feelings hurt"/"man's game" comments regarding LeBron.
篮网球迷：话题区关于克莱的评论简直两级反转——我记得在2016年总决赛之后大家疯狂发帖鄙视克莱，尤其是那句“我猜他受伤了”、“总决赛是男人的比赛”这两句Diss勒布朗的话出来之后。
[–]RaptorsAccountSave 275 指標 2 天前
Yeah dw I still don't like him. He can be funny sometimes, but I still don't get why this sub is so infatuated with him.
猛龙球迷：是的，但是我现在仍然不喜欢他，有的时候他确实很搞笑，但是我依然不懂为啥这个论坛对克莱如此着迷。
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[–][MIA] Michael BeasleyItsYaBoyBeasley 241 指標 2 天前
Pop should be considered a dirty coach for his role of putting Bruce Bowen on the floor all of those years. He knew what he was doing.
热火球迷：波波维奇就是个很脏的教练，他经常让布鲁斯-鲍文在场上打球，而且让鲍文在场上尽可能得脏，他明明知道鲍文在场上做了什么。
[–]Son-Wukonda 379 指標 2 天前
The warriors are going to win again and we're wasting our time even having a regular season
勇士即将再次获得总冠军，所以实际上下赛季的常规赛就是在浪费时间。
[–]Celticsscarecrowbar 221 指標 2 天前
This one's bad because it's very true
凯尔特人球迷：尽管很不爽，但这是实话啊。
[–]AstroWorldSecurity 107 指標 2 天前
Your beloved memes are unfunny repetitive crap because people are too lazy to actually say something witty.
你们现在的梗说实话只是一些一点都不搞笑、翻来覆去搞来搞去的烂梗，原因就是人们现在懒得说些俏皮话了。
[–]htxsean 576 指標 2 天前
Cousins made the right decision
考辛斯做了一个正确的决定。
[–]Trail BlazersGucciReeves 258 指標 2 天前
Might piss off this sub but it’s true for him as a player. Go to the already stacked defending champs where there’ll be no pressure for you to get back on the court before you’re ready, probably get a ring then have great value in free agency next year? I think very few people in Cousins’ spot would not have made the same choice he did.
开拓者球迷：尽管很不爽这个观点，但是对于球员来说，他的这个决定可以说是很正确了，加入卫冕冠军，在你准备好复出之前不会有任何压力，而且还可能在今年获得戒指之后明年有一份更大的合同？我觉得当大家都处于考辛斯那个位置的时候，大家都会做出和他一样的选择的。
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[–][DET] Joe DumarsHonk4Tits 256 指標 2 天前
Steven Adams is a glorified role player and easily the most overpaid starter in the league.
活塞球迷：斯蒂文-亚当斯是一个被美化过的角色球员，他实际上是联盟里溢价最严重的首发。
[–]HeatKingRayne 139 指標 2 天前
(Laughs in Whiteside)
热火球迷：（怀特塞德发出了爽朗的笑声）
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[–]Bulls6543RS 327 指標 2 天前*
NBA made their greatest mistake when they banned Donald Sterling.
公牛球迷：NBA犯得最大的错误就是封杀了唐纳德-斯特林（前快船老板）。
[–][CHA] Malik MonkCrafthai 213 指標 2 天前
so far this has just turned out to be an unpopular opinion thread but you really stuck it to the topic
黄蜂球迷：尽管这个帖子已经被歪成非主流观点了，但是你这个观点还是很切题的！
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[–]Warriorsuntouchable765 441 指標 2 天前
LeBron is going to be too old by the time the Lakers get enough help around him.
勇士球迷：等到湖人成长到能够帮助吾皇登基的时候，他已经老了。
[–]Lakerscheechuu 292 指標 2 天前
This just pisses off /r/lakers.
湖人球迷：你这话只能激怒湖人球迷啊。
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[–][DAL] Nick Van Exelglansberg_stephen 712 指標 2 天前
Carmelo Anthony was bad last year because of Russell Westbrook
独行侠球迷：卡梅罗-安东尼打得太烂完全是因为威斯布鲁克。
[–]76ersImmynimmy 420 指標 2 天前
Yeah but this sub sort of hates Westbrook too. A better one would be:
Carmelo Anthony was bad last year because of Steven Adams.
76人球迷：你这句话很切合主题，但是这个论坛不是经常开威少的会嘛？所以我想了一个更伤人的观点：
卡梅罗-安东尼去年打得烂完全是因为斯蒂文-亚当斯。
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[–]LakersSomeGuyInSanJoseCa 242 指標 2 天前
Kawhi was right and the Spurs were in the wrong.
湖人球迷：莱昂纳德是对的，马刺是错的。
[–][TOR] Kyle Lowrysupersaiyangod99 249 指標 2 天前
I agree
*sees flair
Fuck you
猛龙球迷：
我同意你的观点……
等会儿……我看到你的主队了。
去特么的。
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[–]LBJS4DAYS 126 指標 2 天前
Kevin Durant made the best decision for himself nothing wrong with that
凯文-杜兰特做了一个对他而言最好的决定，他什么都没做错。
[–][GSW] Tim Hardawayrttrumbl 83 指標 2 天前
Kevin Durant didn’t have the help he needed to win in OKC.
勇士球迷：凯文-杜兰特在雷霆没能得到他需要的帮助。
[–]Sunsrice_bledsoe 128 指標 2 天前
conversely, if Westbrook was traded and Harden was shifted to pointguard in 2012, OKC would have won IMO.
太阳球迷：相反的，如果威斯布鲁克被交易，而哈登在2012年被移到控球后卫的位置上来，雷霆可能早就赢得了总冠军了。
[–]LakersKDs_Burner_Acc 135 指標 2 天前
Durant is better than lebron.
湖人球迷（ID为杜兰特的小号）：杜兰特比勒布朗强。
[–][PHO] Steve NashDudeJustLet 90 指標 2 天前
the most relevant username
76人球迷：你的ID出卖了你哦铁子。
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